Best 20 Funny Cute Quotes and Sayings

Best 20 Funny Cute Quotes and Sayings :

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1)- Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 
— Rita Rudner funny-cute-quotes-sayings , funny-cute-quotes-sayings , 

2)- My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he’s a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there. funny-cute-quotes-sayings , funny-cute-quotes-sayings
— Steven Wright funny-cute-quotes-sayings ,funny-cute-quotes-sayings , funny-cute-quotes-sayings

3)- My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. 
— Benjamin Disraeli funny-cute-quotes-sayings 

4)- My wife was too beautiful for words – but not for arguments. 
— John Barrymore

5)- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. 
— Phyllis Diller

Best 20 Funny Cute Quotes and Sayings

6)- Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. 
— Marlene Dietrich

7)- Simply because nobody disagrees with you doesn’t mean you’re brilliant – maybe you’re the boss. 

8)- Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. 
— Fran Lebowitz

9)- That doesn’t mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you’re in control of the situation. 
— P.J. O’Rourke

10)- The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf. 
— Author Unknown

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11)- The only time a bachelor’s bed is made is when it’s in the factory. 
— P.J. O’Rourke

12)- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 
— Lucille Ball

13)- The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. 
— Bill Cosby

14)- Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it’s twenty-three. 
— George Clooney

15)- Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 
— Charlotte Whitton

Best 20 Funny Cute Quotes and Sayings

16)- When all else fails, read the instructions. 
— Author Unknown

17)- You better live every day like it’s your last day, because one day you’re doing to be right. 
— Ray Charles

18)- An advertising agency is 85 per cent confusion and 15 per cent commission. 
— Fred Allen

19)- Believe nothing until it has been officially denied. 
— Author Unknown

20)- Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman’s age, but you can’t fool a flight of stairs. 
— Marlene Dietrich

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