Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes :
1)- Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
– John Lennon funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
2)- The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life. funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
– Frank Zappa funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life ,
3)- Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
– Julius Sharpe funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
4)- Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation.
– James Thurber funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
5)- Life has gone from charging ahead to waiting for stuff to recharge.
– Greg Tamblyn funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
6)- Life is full of endless pissibility. funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
– Anonymous funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
7)- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers
8)- Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
9)- And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
– Abraham Lincoln
10)- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.
– Murphy’s Law
11)- We wish we could tell you there’s light at the end of the tunnel, but it’s probably an oncoming train.
– Sean Comey
12)- Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.
– Lao Tzu
13)- Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
– Richard Bach
14)- Don’t take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
15)- Life is too important to be taken seriously.
– Oscar Wilde
16)- When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
– Sydney J Harris
17)- Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
18)- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
19)- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
20 )- People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.
21 )- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
22)- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.
– Oscar Wilde
23)- If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.
24)- I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
– Jack Handey
25)- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
– Steven Wright
26)- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
27)- A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
– Irish Saying
28)- Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.
– Og Mandino
29)- A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
-Christian Nestell Bovee
30)- To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator.
– Charles Duncan
31)- Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.
– Thomas Abreu
32)- He has a heart of gold – only harder.
33)- For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.”
34)- The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.
-Hernert O Nobleman
35)- There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
36)- I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
37)- Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant.
-Robert Louis Stevenson
38)- You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend. Edgar A.
39)- So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
– Russel H. Conwell
40)- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
41)- A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
42)- Life just keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I’m doing.
– Kat McSnatch