Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes

Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes :


1)- Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

– John Lennon funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

2)- The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life. funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

Frank Zappa funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life , 

3)- Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.

– Julius Sharpe funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

4)- Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation.

– James Thurber funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

5)- Life has gone from charging ahead to waiting for stuff to recharge.

– Greg Tamblyn funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes

6)- Life is full of endless pissibility.  funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

– Anonymous funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

7)- Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

– Will Rogers

8)- Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.

– Unknown

9)- And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

– Abraham Lincoln

10)- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.

– Murphy’s Law

11)- We wish we could tell you there’s light at the end of the tunnel, but it’s probably an oncoming train.

– Sean Comey

12)- Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.

– Lao Tzu

13)- Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.

– Richard Bach

14)- Don’t take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

– Unknown

15)- Life is too important to be taken seriously.

– Oscar Wilde

16)- When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

– Sydney J Harris

17)- Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

-Mignon McLaughlin

18)- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

-Will Rogers

19)-  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.


20 )- People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.

-Zig Ziglar


Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes

21 )- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

-Abraham Lincoln

22)- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

– Oscar Wilde

23)- If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.


24)- I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

– Jack Handey

25)- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

– Steven Wright

26)- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

– Jim Carrey

27)- A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

– Irish Saying

28)- Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.

– Og Mandino

29)- A mother is the best friend God ever gave.

-Christian Nestell Bovee

30)- To be successful, regardless of the field, one needs to be a participant in the field of battle, rather than a spectator.

– Charles Duncan

31)- Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.

– Thomas Abreu

32)- He has a heart of gold – only harder.

-Adolphe Menjou

33)- For some, life is like a river. It becomes overpowering, uncontrollable and sometimes wild.”

-Ravindranath Jayaratne

34)- The successful know that the road to success is always under construction; they understand the roughness of it and never expected it to be smooth.

-Hernert O Nobleman

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Top 42 Funny Quotes About Life-Funny Life Quotes

35)- There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

36)- I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

– Groucho Marx

37)- Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant.

-Robert Louis Stevenson

38)- You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend. Edgar A.

– Guest

39)- So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

– Russel H. Conwell

40)- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

– Mark Twain

41)- A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

-Elbert Hubbard

42)- Life just keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I’m doing.

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